14 Sep 2014
8.36pm
44377

invocative:

I’m going to express all my emotions this way from now on.

13 Sep 2014
8.49pm
99549

elijahelegia:

newsketches:

2007excalibur2007:

rapidbeta:

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

"sonic with boobies"

sonic fanfiction

Sexy anime girls with boobs

did anyone read the whole list

12 Sep 2014
11.10pm
831

this was nOT in ThE MANgA

12 Sep 2014
2.02pm
429066

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

7 Sep 2014
3.11pm
1014

just-s-n-k-things:

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wh.. what is it Levi? What do you see?

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of course Levi. -Sarah

3 Sep 2014
12.48pm
789

dearnonacepeople:

  • Shared-controller video gaming: each participant gets only partial control of the character (usually one person takes the left hand on a controller the other person takes the right hand)
  • If you’re in the area where one or both of you grew up, spend a day visiting places…
2 Sep 2014
12.35pm
71524

xenodile:

cityapproves:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5d86h7T31qbc1r8.jpg

are you finished with that anime yet?

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NO I HAVE NOT FINISHED THAT ANIME AND I NEVER WILL!

27 Aug 2014
5.59pm
1

Lets play a game called ‘How to completely whip someone from your memory so you stop feeling constant depressed over them’ Starting now. 

12 Aug 2014
5.03pm
497
Don’t Tweet Mashima About this Chapter!

estella-may:

fttalk:

Reminder that this chapter doesn’t officially come out for almost another week, so please keep your Gajevy love to tumblr until then :)

Absolutely do not tweet Mashima about this until 7 PM Eastern Time on August 19th.

10 Aug 2014
8.49pm
55903

brandnewfashion:

thegeekydancer:

Before seeing Guardians of the Galaxy:

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After seeing Guardians of the Galaxy:

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more like 

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8 Aug 2014
11.14am
22551

iamagreenturtle:

mrprincesshorse:

therainbowgorilla:

alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

"Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws."

"Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner."

"Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket"

One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing

my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

and those puns are literally the best

I NEED more asexual puns

those are indeed the best

"Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk"

"Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis"

"Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia"

"Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer."

"Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler"

"Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you."

"Ace Hardware: You can get Off in our repellent aisle”

I am asexual. And a cashier at Ace hardware.

6 Aug 2014
7.50pm
99647

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

5 Aug 2014
8.39pm
14478

prince-warp:

"The 151 original pokemon are the only real pokemon” I type on my 1984 macintosh computer, the only real computer, as i readjust the dried lavender flowers, camphor, and vinegar sponge in my plague doctor mask, the only real cure for the bubonic plague